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klauslastluv · 11 days ago
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MASTERLIST — NARUTO!
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PROGRESS:
#1.01
ANALYSIS & OPINIONS:
CHARACTERS:
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strunmah-mah · 2 months ago
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Of` all the, admittedly not many, TMNT crossovers I've read so far, my favorite has been Mighty Morphin Power Rangers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I read both minis and it embraces the full potential of the crossover with all the enthusiasm of a child playing with their action figures.
Turtle Rangers? Of course
Power Mutants? Let's go!
Metalhead's a zord now? Hell Yeah!
Does it always make sense? No, but that is no reason to stop the fun. This comic feels like an unabashed love of both series and I am here for it.
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dark-elf-writes · 2 years ago
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IS THAT MAN A PLANT
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astrow1zar6 · 3 months ago
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Astrology Observations- 34
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Capricorn moons are very uncomfortable expressing emotions and can get kinda weird when others express strong emotions to them. A lot of cap moons felt they needed to detach from their emotions to survive when young so it can be harder for them to get in tune with their emotional nature. (They are surprisingly sensitive tho however)
Mercury in Pisces usually struggled with logical thinking and speaking when growing up. They usually understand things without having to think about them it’s like they get a hunch and just know without explanation but they usually have a hard time expressing what they know in logical terms so that others can understand. Because of this inability many people might’ve thought they weren’t smart or are never paying attention.
Sun in the 1st house people are so magnetic. Even if they barely speak they usually have a a bunch of people trying to date them or be their friend. If any of you ever watched Naruto I feel like Sasuke definitely had this placement. He really didn’t care to be around anyone or socialize but people were so obsessed with him. They just have the IT factor whether they realize it or not.
Moon in Leo’s really enjoy being babied by people especially by their partners! They really crave emotional attention low-key.
Mars in the 8th house people can be without human touch for too long or they start acting really unstable. They are very physical people.
Saturn in the 8th house people don’t really experience true intimacy till later in life. I’ve seen a lot of people with this placement deal with very surface level relationships that are usually unsatisfying. they deeply fear emotional connections mainly because they are very sensitive to criticism and rejection which causes them to avoid it completely. when things get too deep they put up more walls which prevents their relationships from blossoming past a certain point. As they age however they will learn to trust others more.
Pisces sun/moons loved to play pretend when they were kids. They were always pretending they were fairytale creatures and usually had imaginary friends.
Jupiter in Leo is such a slay placement. If you have this placement you ARE the main character (especially if it’s in the 1st, 2nd, 7th or 10th house) chefs kiss 😘 🤌🏼
Virgo moons can be veryyyy petty when mad mad. I know a lot who enjoy throwing others flaws in their face, they can be very notorious for that (if underdeveloped however) they can be more impulsive with their words than Aries moons at times.
Leo risings can be very blinded by others beauty. I’ve seen some that date the shittiest people just cuz they’re attractive they can be very superficial (similar to libra rising) they just really appreciate beauty and love showing off attractive partners they can almost see it like a trophy.
Pisces sun/mercury can become very confused easily. They can be listening to someone so intently and then completely forget what they were talking about or vice versa they can be telling a story to someone and then in the middle of the story completely forget what they’re talking about 😂 (I’m guilty for this 😭)
Sag risings could’ve been called obnoxious a lot growing up :(
Leo suns love attention negative and positive. That’s why they usually take fame better than most signs they just really love being seen.
Having a lot of 3rd house placements can make even the most introverted person talk A LOT. Especially when it’s in Venus or mercury. When given an opportunity they can yap all day and when it’s something they’re into you’ll never hear the end of it😂 it’s very cute tho
If a Capricorn rising looks really bothered while you are talking to them they are lol. They HATE pointless yap.
Saturn in 7th house have DADDY ISSUES!!!
Moon in 5th house composite is sooooo adorable 🥺 you feel so happy inside being near them even if you don’t say a word to eachother you just want them there. You also love touching eachother.
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canonsinthehead · 6 months ago
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so hows the night life in the villages? which is the best and worse? 😸😸
Glad you asked... there are few topics ni the answer ill go deeper in another post but i hope yall get the picture...
Naruto Headcanons - Ranking Nightlife in Different Villages (from best to worse)
1- Kumogakure (THE Party City)
Obviously Kumo takes the first place for its unmatched nightlife culture. It is alive at night and very welcoming of foreigners, some people make a whole trip to Kumo just to party.
There are sooooo many nightclubs of different types. Hip hop, Pop or Western etc. Kumo is known for being the only nation to have stripclubs. other countries, always claim to be more conservative in that area. it ties into the more liberal/accepting expression of sexuality (especially from women).
everything is intertwined when you look up the country's music history. Many famous artists strated in nightclubs.
The city lives at night, many sports clubs are operating during dark hours and inviting the night owls to join in. Along this, you can take all types of classes/courses taking place at night if clubbing is not your cup of tea.
Kumo is so diverse, there is a district/area or stores/businesses for all types of preferences, interests or way of life. Are you LGBT, plus size, disabled, a salary man, vegan, emo, a sneaker head or whatever it is, you will find a place for taste.
it has become a challenge some residents (and tourists), to make a 6PM to 6AM Challlenge. where it consist of staying awake and indulging in the nightlife until sunrise. it was popularized by an episode of Killer Bee's Showtime where they came up with the concept and has became a legit tourist attraction since theres so much to do
2- Konohagakure (6 to 9 Heaven)
In Konoha, a lot of people have a 9-5 schedule so big part of the village nightlife is centered around "after work" activities. When you go out on weekdays, you will mostly encounter employees trying to unwind after a long workday
regardless there are so many activities to do after the sunset. the most popular are karaoke, hot springs and street food stands.
Konoha's foundation being a mountain, there are many hidden spots hidden in its complex foundation. when look over it, you can observe spots of hundred of spotlights all over the city because small goups loves to meetup in various places and just chill together
the largest cinemas are located in Konoha. it one of the few places where you can go watch movies from other nations to the exceptions of Kiri for their heavy censorships laws and Suna for being in a different language.
Cabaret clubs are huge in Konoha.
you can find many 24/7 ramen shops and Internet Cafes
The comedy scene in Konoha is big. off course it doesnt match Kumo's but Konoha produced many well known comedians. All the "Comedy Open mic nights" are to die for.
Konoha scored high also for being a welcoming nation and embraces tourist/foreigners with open minds.
3- Iwagakure (Rock 'n' Roll)
if you are looking for a good music concert to attend. especially for rock and indie music.
it scored lower because many of those locations (to party) and the culture surrounding them are sometimes hard to find
mixed with the nightlife, Iwa has a strong adult entertainment industry. There are countless soaplands and burlesque show, again only if you can find them
(Honorable Mention) 3.5 - Modern Kirigakure (Work in Progress)
On the way to become like Konoha (along with their own sauce) but is not there yet
outside of the capital, they still operate like the previous system like the rest of the country of water.
4- Sunagakure (Organized Events)
The nightlife of Suna is more made of organized events where mass of people attent. The largest venues happen on Fridays since there are a lage diversity of shecdules among the population but everthing stops from Friday night to Sunday morning.
A typical night activity is enjoying tea, there are hundreds of tea stands across the country, sometimes even in the middle of nowhere for travelers during their long journey in the desert. they along serve flavourful whiskeys and tasty snacks. It is the #1 socializing spot.
The food is to die for. The culinary scene of Suna is unmatched, with all the ingredients natives to the regions it gives unique meal you cant find anywhere else. there are many restaurants of all types open until the early hours of the morning.
Live performing is a very prevelant part of Suna's nightlife,
A lot of night activities are meant to be enjoyed in large numbers especially among families since many of them are large.
the problem is that Suna is really weary of tourists/foreigners, so accessing certain areas, restaurants or pubs may be denied because they require invitations. That would limit your acess to tea houses and restaurants in the main city/touristic areas where the inflation is crazzzzyyyyyyy for outsiders. Also the language barrier doesnt help...
the best deal would be to be invited among someone's familiy and celebrate with them, it's just as good as going out
5- Old Kirigakure (Dangerous Territories ahead...)
It is advised for regular citizen (especiall women and children) to stay inside as soon as the sun sets. They say the freaks come out at night, all criminals and gang members come out after nightfall. they occupate various pubs and bars. The city is dual face because it is literraly re-birthed at night for a whole different aura to plague the city at night.
most illegal activities take place at night.
there are a lot of brothels operating under criminal leadership. along with illegal/dubious boxing matches and fight clubs where gambling happens.
Gambling is no joke, it is a serious widespread practice where you can witness (and participate with) players with dices on street corners.
At all time, territories are clearly separated, either by criminal affiliations, ethnicities or caste levels. cross it and will likely pay it with your life.
as a foreigner, if you fit the physical attributes of the local men, you could go unnoticed for some time but it adviced not to even try since you may be cooked when people ask for your paperwork to enter certain spaces. also even if you make and get "accepted", the wrong gesture, word could lead to a misunderstanding and escalate into violence
Kirigakure is male centered society. 90% of the people outside at night are male. many levels of society caters to them hence why a lot of adult males without criminal affialition have no problem going out at night to drink their souls away.
you can witness public intercourse
going on the previous point, there is a deep (but hidden) male LGBT culture running in Kiri. many of them are affiliated with various gangs or crimelords like Gato. Some would suggest that homosexuality is lowkey normalized among gangs (do the homie) but it will never be confirmed. So if you know where to look, are determined (crazy) enough, and looking for a hookup with a tattoed muscular dude with a questionable (dead) body count, then go ahead.
Ironically, the gigolo scene industry is as large as female adult entertainment/prostitution in Kiri. they are not going to tell you that most of them are gang members who fell from grace/punished for making mistakes or literal human trafficking.
6- Amegakure (DO NOT TRESSPASS)
RAVES. The rave culture is unmatched. If you are looking for hardcore parties with moshpits and loud eletronic music you are looking at the right place.
The night culture is really the bulk of what there is to do in Ame, its residents uses thoses parties and alcohol to escape for the reality of their daily lives.
Like everything in the country, it is so hard to acces and it doesnt like outsiders not even a little bit. most of them are not allowed to even enter the city's walls.
There you can find the HARDEST drugs in the entire world. Addictions is a real issue in Ame but when i mean hard i mean amnesia (you forget your life before you consumed it) type of hard
if you go there, you 10000% getting robbed.
thanks yall for your request, that was fun to do. hope the formatting is not too much.
shoutout to @getyourmindrightson, @oceanjenna! thanks for the support.
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rz-jocelyn · 5 months ago
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[NEWS] Sato Ryuji has been Cast as Matsuno Chifuyu in the "Musical 'Tokyo Revengers' #2 Bloody Halloween"
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STAGE INFORMATION
Tokyo Performances
Dates: March 28, 2025 to April 06, 2025
Venue: The Galaxy Theatre
Capacity: 746 people
Kyoto Performances
Dates: April 11, 2025 to April 13, 2025
Venue: Kyoto Theater
Capacity: 941 people
STORY DESCRIPTION
The "Musical 'Tokyo Revengers' #2 Bloody Halloween" is the second installment in the "Musical 'Tokyo Revengers'", and as the title says, will likely be covering the events surrounding Bloody Halloween in the Valhalla Arc.
In the manga, this arc is covered in Chapters 34 to 77, and in the anime, it is covered in Episodes 13 to 25.
Sato Ryuji has been cast as Matsuno Chifuyu, the vice captain of the First Division of the Tokyo Manji Gang, and a close friend of Hanagaki Takemichi.
For more information about the full story of "Tokyo Revengers", please refer to this link: HERE
CAST
Takenaka Ryohei as Hanagaki Takemichi
Kitamura Ryo as Sano Manjiro
Isaka Ikumi as Ryuguji Ken
Suzuki Shogo as Baji Keisuke
Kishimoto Yuta as Hanemiya Kazutora
Sato Ryuji as Matsuno Chifuyu
Sakayori Futa as Mitsuya Takashi
Koki as Hayashida Haruki
Kubo Yudai as Sendo Atsushi
Sasaki Takashi as Sano Shinichiro
Hiramatsu Raima as Kisaki Tetta
Isono Dai as Hanma Shuji
Sato Nobunaga as Tachibana Naoto
Ita Riria (Nogizaka 46) as Tachibana Hinata
NOTE:
[1] Ryuji and Suzuki Shogo have worked together before in the "Engeki no Mouri-san - The Entertainment Theater" where they did "Hoshi no Oujisama" ("Le Petit Prince"/"The Little Prince").
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Ryuji played the prince while Shogo played the pilot.
[2] Ryuji has worked with Kitamura Ryo before in the "Live Spectacle NARUTO", the Movie Theatre "Success Sou" and "Kamen Rider Geats".
[3] Ryuji and Sato Nobunaga have co-starred together before in "Itoshi no Hakana" and the "Musical Touken Ranbu".
[4] Ryuji has also been a guest on "Bokutachi no Asobiba", which features Isaka Ikumi as one of the regulars. To watch all the episodes with Ryuji, please refer to this link: HERE
TICKETING INFORMATION
Ticket Types
VIP Seat (all seats in the first 5 rows; stage pamphlet included): 16,800 yen
S Seat (stage pamphlet included): 12,800 yen
Pair S Seat (set of 2 seats; stage pamphlet included; 1,000 yen goods voucher included): 25,600 yen
A Seat: 9,800 yen
Sato Ryuji Fanclub Ticket Application
Application Period: Now to 23.59 (Japan time) on September 16, 2024
To apply for tickets using this method, please refer to this link: HERE
NOTE: A fanclub membership is required for this application. To register for a membership, please refer to this link: HERE
"Musical 'Tokyo Revengers'" Official Twitter: HERE
"Musical 'Tokyo Revengers'" Official Website: HERE
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ehyehyhwhh · 2 months ago
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About the author 🤍
Hello everyone, my name is Brianna Monae 🤍
I am currently writing my first short story titled “The Darkest Hour” new chapters will be published every Sunday evening on wattpad. The story follows Eva, a BLACK girl set in the late 1800s who is not a slave or poor and uneducated. Eva lives with her mother, stepfather, and younger brother. She is my lover girl, Eva is madly in love with her person J. But when he ends things with Eva, she is completely destroyed, taken over by pain where there is no end in sight.
Coming up with Evas’ story took me months. I knew I wanted to write a novel but I needed practice so I decided to write stories in the meantime and also analyze classic novels such as “The Great Gatsby” “Anna Karenina” “Frankenstein” “Moby Dick” just to name a few. I wanted to study classical literature for their symbolism, foreshadowing, the imagery, the use of words etc. I knew with enough practice I could create my own classical novel and one day I will.
Besides writing the next biggest novel, another goal of mine is to become a nurse midwife and have an all black team where we do at home water births. Black women are not taken seriously during childbirth, they are ignored and many end up dying. I currently take classes at community college while working as a pharmacy technician. If I’m not writing/reading, studying, or going to work I’m watching anime or YouTube videos about any and everything. Currently im watching Naruto, Tokyo Ghoul, and Bleach. On YouTube I’ve been watching videos about the universe and history. I have the need of wanting to know more. Why are humans like this? Is there a parallel universe where we end up together? What exactly is love? Is reincarnation real? Why are people not truthful about their intentions? Are we curses? Why is there suffering? I just want to know it all.
Writing for me has become my passion. At first I felt crazy, I have three separate notebooks that I keep one for each feeling. The plan is to turn each notebook into a short story. Eva is my lover girl so she’s also my sad girl. She is me when I’m depressed. My next notebook we can call her Venus, she’s full of rage and anger. Venus wants revenge. It’s scary what I put in her notebook. The last one is probably my current state mostly. She’s more of the level headed one. She sees the point of view of both parties involved. In a instant I could feel the pain that quickly turns to hatred that then turns to “it is what it is” mindset. She doesn’t feel much of anything anymore and wants to understand the world. Each one of these characters are me, sometimes co existing at the same time. Like Eva I don’t want anyone else and I know there will be no one else for me, like Venus I use my hatred to push myself, and then at the end of day I’m nothing just someone who was once filled with so much love until it broke her and made her someone completely unrecognizable. True the pain caused me to move in a new direction where I read and gain knowledge. Became more healthy and content I guess you could say. But I would trade it all in an instant to go back to be with my person.
IG: justbriannamonae
Wattpad: justbriannamonaee
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newgabeorder · 3 months ago
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Cut the U-PICK, uh!
Here are the lineups for November 2024:
011124 (T3 Express)
All Times Pacific
E/I: Educational & Informational
2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Ice Princess", E/I)
2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("Last Resort", E/I)
Wild & Crazy Kids
3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 1, Series Premiere)
3:30P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 35)
"Fearless"
4:00P - GHOST STORIES (2000 series, Episode 1, Series Premiere)
4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 11)
"Lucky Ending"
5:00P - X-MEN
5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 10, Season Premiere)
5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 23)
021124 (Saturday Morning Animation Cram Session)
All Times Pacific Daylight Time
E/I: Educational and Informational
6.0A - Bartender (2006 series, Episode 3, rerun, E/I)
6.5A - Laid-Back Camp (Season 1, Episode 4, E/I)
Dark Prince's Favorite Cartoons
7.0A - Pokémon Master Journeys
7.5A - BLUE EXORCIST (Season 1, Episode 1, Series Premiere)
Trails of Cold Steel
8.0A - SONIC X (Season 2, Episode 31)
8.5A - KEY THE METAL IDOL (Ver.1, Series Premiere) Promo OK
SHONEN JUMP
9.0A – ONE PIECE
9.5A - BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS
SHONEN JUMP
10.0A - DRAGON BALL Z KAI
10.5A - Rent-A-Girlfriend (Season 1, Episode 1, rerun, Series Premiere)
HAIKYU!! Double Dose
11.0A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 45, E/I)
11.5A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 46, E/I)
081124 (T3 Express)
All Times Pacific
SAILOR MOON Double Dose
2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Tuxedo Unmasked" E/I)
2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("Sailor Venus' Past - Mina's Tragic Love", E/I)
Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte Double Dose
3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 2.0)
3:30P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 2.5, Musical Episode)
Ninjas & Heroes
4:00P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 36)
4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 12)
"Lucky Ending"
5:00P - X-MEN (Episode 28)
5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 11)
5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 24)
091124
All Times Pacific Daylight Time
E/I: Educational and Informational
6.0A - Bartender (2006 series, Episode 4, rerun, E/I)
6.5A - Laid-Back Camp (Season 1, Episode 5, E/I)
Dark Prince's Favorite Cartoons
7.0A - Pokémon Master Journeys
7.5A - BLUE EXORCIST (Season 1, Episode 2)
Trails of Cold Steel
8.0A - SONIC X (Season 2, Episode 32)
8.5A - KEY THE METAL IDOL (Ver.2) Promo OK
Amazing Fantasy
9.0A – Mashle: Magic and Muscles (Episode 1, Series Premiere)
9.5A - ONE PIECE
SHONEN JUMP
10.0A - BORUTO: NARUTO NEXT GENERATIONS
10.5A - DRAGON BALL Z KAI
Oh yeah. Here We Go! SPORTS TIME!!
11.0A - Rent-A-Girlfriend (Season 1, Episode 2, rerun)
11.5A - HAIKYU!! (Season 2, Episode 47, E/I)
151124 (T3 Express)
SAILOR MOON Double Dose
2:00P - SAILOR MOON ("Fractious Friends", E/I)
2:30P - SAILOR MOON ("The Past Returns", E/I)
Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte Double Dose
3:00P - Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte (Episode 3.0)
3:30P - NARUTO (2002 series, Season 2, Episode 37)
"Fearless"
4:00P - GHOST STORIES (2000 series, Episode 2)
4:30P - TIGER & BUNNY (2011 series, Season 1, Episode 13, Season Finale)
"Lucky Ending"
5:00P - X-MEN (Episode 29)
5:30P - SMILING FRIENDS (Season 2, Episode 12)
5:45P - DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED (Episode 25)
As you can see, I snuck in some hidden animated gems before I part ways with Toonami completely for next year's T3 arc. There will be a T3 premiere of BLUE EXORCIST, plus a premiere for Mashle: Magic and Musicles the following weekend. I have decided to leave DRAGON BALL Z KAI on the Saturday Morning Animation Cram Session for the time being. The good thing is that I'm bringing back Rent-A-Girlfriend reruns, but it's just the first season as usual. If you want to watch later seasons of the series, consider subscribing to Crunchyroll for the time being.
Also, here's the update on T3 Express. I also decided to give MORIARTY THE PATRIOT the boot after 11 episodes, since I've always wanted to live-stream GHOST STORIES, despite the objectional content the dub has. Like Rent-A-Girlfriend and SWORD ART ONLINE, GHOST STORIES has been one of my holiday traditions, despite its horror themes. Not to mention I will be adding Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte to buy some time until it's the right moment to live-stream the 1995 STREET FIGHTER animated series. My dream lineup is to have X-MEN and STREET FIGHTER in the same lineup as a way to attract comic book and fighting game fans alike.
Regarding U-PICK, I delayed the next poll event since I've decided that I will run Bartender (2006) in place of INVINCIBLE FIGHT GIRL. I figured that I would do this since I wanted another program that would play in rotation during the (Winter) holiday season. Coincidentally, the SMACS run of Bartender will end its run the same time as Toonami's run of INVINCIBLE FIGHT GIRL, and this time, I won't perform a write-off marathon incident like with what I did to allow two SAILOR MOON episodes each T3 Express block moving forward.
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narutocharacterpolls · 1 year ago
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ROUND ONE
ZETSU vs OMOI
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Reasons for submission under the cut
Zetsu
boring
ugly
hardly a character to begin with
people call Zetsu an aloe-vera but he's a venus flytrap and after years of it submitter is filled with ceaseless rage every time [submitter] thinks of Zetsu because of it
aloe vera
annoying
ridiculously overpowered
Omoi
watched Karui beat the shit out of Naruto, eventually stopped her but was in no rush to do so
annoying
needs to shut up and chill out
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tsuki-sennin · 2 years ago
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Don Don! Donbrothers! All together as one! For a (technically) one hour special! The music? Bumpin'. The venue? Jirou's home village. The people invited? Everybody. The Sentai? Quite super. The guest of honor? You, of course! You know the Spoilers, I guess... spiel, right?
Alright, no more time to waste~!
So let's get the party started~!
-Well, we're all friends now!
-Tsubasa-san! Welcome to the team! Officially!
-Inu-san~!
-I sure hope they keep that little doggo plush around, it's practically part of the family.
-Ahhhhhh, looks like Shiina Naoki's caught Tsubasa's interest.
-...to be fair, both he and Sononi almost died protecting her.
-"It's all in the book."
-Goddamn Haruka, what did you find?
-God, I'm gonna miss attempting to dance and sing along to this banger-ass opening <3
-Alright assholes!
-Kaka Village?
-Ohhhhh, Tsubasa's learned something.
-Oh, Tsuyoshi. I kinda forgot about you for a sec.
-...which is horrifying, you're absolutely not someone I should let slip my notice.
-She disappeared!
-She's alive!
-Juuto!
-I just love the idea that Haruka and Shinichi are just off to the side where.
-It's basically that one meme. I forget the origin, but it goes like
"Other legends: *fighting*
Lugia and Ho-Oh: Off to the corner, holding a couple beers as Lugia looks confuzzled."
-You'll find it, don't worry about it.
-Oh Tsuyoshi.
-Shinichi, I don't think Tsubasa wants to hear about falling snow after what happened last episode.
-Goddamn, Crane Lady's badass.
-"What in tarnation?"
-A bunch of stray cats trying to pounce on a bird? Sounds about right.
-"It's your clan's fault for creating us."
-Guess Tarou recognizes the dishonesty in
-Goddamn Crane Lady, you're real menacing.
-Oi, you keep that moon talk outta your mouth. Taro's boyfriend
-"My Dad, my super cute girlfriend, all my funny friends... you'll love it there <3"
-Jirou, you ray of sunshine.
-I see... I suppose Naoki Shiina was doing her damnedest to warn us for the mainline Haruka's sake.
-The fridge.
-Get the girl outta there.
-Noto-vator.
Sonoza: How did this happen? We're smarter than this! Sonoi: Apparently not.
-Oh Sononi...
-The bonds they made... they got them so hard.
-The Ring of Forgiveness!
-Are they just... playing on a public elevator?
-This is like a ghost town, huh?
-Beasts lurk in the quiet place.
-I love Jirou's half Naruto Run there, that's cute.
-...would it be considered a Boruto Jog? ...Himawari Power Walk?
-The fridge.
-If Jirou's girlfriend is in there, I'm gonna scream.
-Okay, she ain't.
-Produce, juice, a... comic sans labeled carton of Shallon...
-Nothing outta the ordinary, I'd assume.
-You can expect a lot of this kinda problem solving, Tsubasa.
-Kinda cranky today, aren't we?
-"I mean... going in the fridge seems like a good idea?"
-"...y'know what, I agree."
-Slammed in!
-Oh!
-Hello, Officer Terasaki!
-Er... this isn't what it looks like, we're just looking to exorcise your fridge of demons.
-We're friends kinda with your son.
-Oh my god, Sonoza's humming the theme, my boooy
-Ah, you must be the big man..
-Sono... Sonoroku? Changerion! I really oughta watch that sometime, huh?
-And the other one! Sonogo! The National Kid!
-Rip in spaghetti.
-Delicious!
-Foofd
-"This guy's a shef...like me."
-Jirou friend :)
-Penguin.
-Man, I remember seeing everybody freaking the fuck out about an origami penguin, but only in a show like this would seeing it be an earthshattering wham shot.
-Okay, Papa Terasaki seems to be friendly enough, at least.
-This is the first date, pops! You shouldn't ask for a backrub so soon without at least a couple thousand yen on you.
-Tarou?
-Inoue, do you have something you'd like to tell us?
-I suppose this man's been keeping us from an all-out Juto invasion.
-Ohhhh... Jirou's a successor...
-"We are. But our templates aren't."
-Holy shit, that is distressing.
-Hundred years!?
-Jesus, how old is that cop?
-I see his Natsumi sense is clouding his judgement.
-Man, these places are so pretty.
-I see Tsubasa's
-Don Dragoku!
-He's here!
-And of course! Tsuyoshi becomes a brand new Hitotsu-ki! Not many left at all, but I'm not quite sure which one he is. Seems very animalistic.
-Jirou's friends! ...with the revelation of Papa Terasaki, I'm now extremely suspicious of them, but that's okay!
-They all seem to be illusions anyhow!
-...very sad, actually.
-OH GOD
-Jesus, this is messed up.
-Seems like Shinichi's on the ball.
-Oh, he's big!
-Don Onitaijinless!
-"Fuck you man, I'll do it. You leave Jirou alone."
-...I wonder if Higuchi-san actually ate that paper?
-Oh hi, Sonoi!
-Guess he's got his duty to worry about now!
-Ohhhhhh, that's not good.
-Don Onitaijin! All on his own!
-...wait a fucking second, those are the KingOhger bugs!
-Animal Heart, okay! Hyakuujuu-ki!
-God Kuwagata!
-Hail to the king, baby!
-Oh fuck!
-Sonoshi!
-They're doin' it!
-Kijino's fucking gone!
-The pheasant's dead!
-Next episode!
-What is your dream, Momoi Tarou?
-Well Tsubasa, your first official mission as a Donbrother ended as a total failure.
-The evil Noto!
-We gonna die!
-"Oh Jesus Christ, Tarou's gone."
-Okay Tsubasa, I think you need to back up a little bit.
-Last time you were this aggressive about one of your male friends in a relationship, you were thrown in jail.
-...I gotta wonder, is Tiger Jirou a
-I see the Juto are fighting over who gets to be the Don.
-"You're awake, huh? You done fucked up."
-Oh, we dead for sure.
-There he is.
-Jutotaro.
-Uhhh, was it a smart idea to hang out in the place you were just kicked out of?
-Alright, no need to mug the camera!
-Sonoshi seems especially happy to get this manhunt on the roll. Good for them, I guess.
-Hello, Don Kaito.
-Can we keep these autistic kids we found on the street?
-Oh man... Kijino's really gone.
-"Tell me, Monkey Man. Where is my boyfriend?"
-"And mine, more importantly!"
-Tell me Don Kaito, are you a penguin too?
-Kinda got the suit for it.
-"Oh man, what if Tarou finds out...?"
-Shinichi, you seemed perfectly happy to fraternize with Sononi in the past. ...or at least, attempt very poorly to.
-"Tell me, Haiku Boy!"
Limited words, no rhymes...
Agh, no, wait! I can't do that!
Nice try there, Missy!
-"Well, if you pay the monkey, he'll like you."
-I guess Tsubasa's decided to play along.
-...though his acting experience seems to be of little help for this kind of role.
-"Okay, so like... are you sure this Natsumiho lady is even real? What if you got tricked by a Juto!? Honestly Tsubasa, I'm really worried about your well-being."
-There he is.
-Momoi Tarou.
-Oh he skates!
-Delivery time.
-"Oh Goddammit what do I do..."
-...
-OHHHHHHH
-"Can we give them our allowance?"
-They're really a bunch of kids, huh?
-I know I've been using the parallels with autism kinda jokingly, but like...
-Damn, I feel this in my soul...
-Poor shaming!
-Seems like Sonoroku really wants to smash the crap out of them.
-Gotta find the ring!
-Constant full moon!
-Jirou :(
-You were so lonely for so long, huh buddy?
-Looks like that penguin's not nearly as polite as Papa Terasaki.
-Oh hello, Crane Lady!
-Damn! Big slap!
-See you around, Crane Lady.
-Always despair.
-The Don Clan just fucks up constantly, huh?
-"It was just us, Jirou. It was always just us."
-Fuck, man...
-The moon's always bright and full.
-Ohhhh... he got in there!
-The reflection!
-Wheeeee!
-Seems like the origami cats are much friendlier.
-You fuckin' played them.
-Natsumiiii
-And here comes Sonoi!
-Sonoi :)
-OH MY GOD HE FREED THEM ALL
-Guess Don Momotaro has come into his own.
-Thanks, your lunacy.
-The ring...
-Well!
-Everybody's back on earth now!
-Shinichi you were staring at fucking clouds
-Sonoi's pretty good at taking two at once, I see.
-Sonoshi seems pretty okay with this
-Yoppy! From all the way back in Episode 1!
-Welcome back, Kijino.
-I suppose the weight of loss weighed heavy on the Tiger and the Dragon.
-Jirou...
-Good job, Don Momotaro!
-Ohhhh, Crane Lady's dead meat.
-Welp. I suppose it's time to fight on.
-Avatar Change!
-It's time~!
-We're all besties now~!
-Hot time, Donbrothers!
-...the Noto bosses seem rather... happy, considering we're all technically their enemies now.
-No more dreams for tonight. Natsumi Kuramochi has woken up, and is ready to watch the morning sunrise.
-Miho Kijino died as she lived. Surrounded by her husband's desperate affection, yet floats down the river alone with only her love for humanity left.
-...Man, Momoko Arata, your performances of this extremely bizarre and fascinating couple of characters is not something I can forget easy. Bravissima.
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dark-elf-writes · 1 year ago
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Time Travel au:
Naruto will be damned before he lets a glorified Venus fly trap ruin this for him.
he had a Hatake sensei that never met his clan with a father that was rejected by his chosen teammates (they all know what that meant. No Hatake was built to survive that kind of loss) before he could teach him much about them.
The fox leans against a tree, watching the cubs wrestling in the grass with soft, sad eyes and a smile that practically dropped with love and pain.
He should have expected the little fox to crumble against him with a high keen. He did expect the three little bodies that collided with them a second later all little hands patting every inch of their mother they could reach to try and sooth them.
Literally every small child seeing Naruto and going THIS MAN IS OUR MOTHER
He’s screaming as he falls. He thinks the blood he tastes on his tongue is new. He can still see Kakashi’s last exhausted smile as he disappeared
Even aching and bleeding and exhausted of even his endless chakra, he tears through them with ease with nothing more than his bare hands and, at one point, his own sharp teeth buried in the throat of the surprised kunoichi who got a little too close to his cubs the kids.
Naruto wasn’t able to save Kakashi
You hurt me^^^
Madara: *uchihaing in Naruto’s direction*
Uchiha is now a verb thank you very much :)
Naruto: Choose? As far as I’m concerned the three of us are already married.
VAILD AS FUCK FOXY! GO GET THAT DICK
!!!!
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shadow-bringer-ao3 · 1 year ago
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The Weight of the World
The story Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura weave is entirely unbelievable. They don’t offer names or timeframes, don’t toss about accusations, but their meaning is clear regardless. Clear and impossible. They don’t say it outright but they don’t need to. Time travel is distinctive enough on it’s own. It also doesn’t exist. To manipulate time to that degree would be hubris. Even the Hiraishin teeters on the edge of the natural and unnatural worlds. It’s near instant transportation, after all, and that requires the user to dabble in time itself.
What the three before him are implying, however, is that they pulled themselves back through time before their own births. They would have nothing to tie themselves to this time and so they shouldn’t have been able to time travel. Sakura catches his gaze and he can tell she’s serious in her claims, just as her teammates are with theirs. She tilts her head into the slightest nod.
"We didn’t make the seal on our own," she says and her quiet voice cuts through the argument most of the rest of the room has dissolved into like a hot knife through butter. "I don’t think we could have. Naruto has a talent for fuuinjutsu like most of his family but he was never taught to create seals, to use that talent. Sasuke and I have skilled that lie in different areas." Tobirama’s lips twist and he itches to deny what the pink-haired medic is saying. What she’s going to say.
"How did you do it, then?" Izuna asks, slow and dangerous. He’s figured it out at well. Madara and Hashirama- they just look lost. They haven’t been watching the trio, though, not like Tobirama and Izuna have. They’ve been on the outskirts of this mess and now they’ve been drawn in only because their time traveling guests wanted them to. Sakura rocks back on her heels, humming low in her throat. Sasuke and Naruto seem content to let her have the lead.
"We found the basis for the seal. It was half-finished, made by a man who knew where it all went wrong and wanted it changed, fixed. The Nidaime never had the chance to finish or to use it but we stumbled across it and we were far more determined than our enemies gave us credit for. Far more desperate. The seal took too much chakra for even an Uzumaki Jinchuuriki to activate. Too much even for three chakra tanks. Luckily, there were five of us. A Hokage with nothing to preside over, a medic with no one to heal, a man who got his revenge and found himself all the worse for it. Our sensei, broken and jagged from a lifetime of betrayal and loosing those closest to him. A man who saw the ending his action wrought and realized that it wasn’t worth it. Nothing was worth that ending." Sakura shrugs delicately.
"We’re here to ask for help," Naruto says, quieter and more somber than Tobirama has ever seen him. "To save the world. To save Konoha."
"And how would we do that?" Madara asks suspiciously, as he should. The trio of impossibilities exchanges a long, darkly amused look.
"Prepare your strongest attacks?" Sasuke offers with a sharp grin, his one visible eye spinning into the mangyekou sharingan. Tobirama tenses, rolling forward on his toes so he could easily stop whatever attack is coming. The attack, of course, doesn’t come from anyone he expects. Instead, the air twists, and a half-black, half-white plant person that looks almost like an aloe vera (or a Venus flytrap, he thinks, remembering Naruto’s words from earlier) is dumped into the center of the room. He, like any sane shinobi, immediately attempts to drown it with a Water Dragon. At the same time, Hashirama tries to rip the creature apart with mokuton. His water is soon replaced by fire- both regular and Amaterasu. Someone is screaming and Tobirama punches Izuna on principal. There’s a miniature explosion that doesn’t destroy the Hokage’s office only because of the many, many seals on the room. The room is also charged with electricity and Tobirama realizes that it’s really too small of a room for seven people (nine- where did the one-eyed Uchiha and Hatake pair come from?) to collectively attack a sentient plant. A plant planning world domination, if Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are to be believed.
As suddenly as the chaos started, it comes to a stop. The room is strangely silent in the absence of screaming and jutsu being thrown about. There is a soggy blackened char in the center of the room that used to be some sort of living creature. They all watch the charbroiled pile for a moment before Naruto laughs shakily.
"Well that was easier than I- HOLY FUCK IT TWITCHED!" He shrieks, voice reaching impressive octaves. Naruto, Sasuke, Madara, and Hashirama proceed to attack again, despite the fact that the ‘twitch’ was just the charcoal crumbling. The screaming from earlier was apparently a joint effort between Madara, Hashirama, and Naruto, one that they resume now. Sakura sighs, or Tobirama assumes she does, he can’t hear her, pinching the bridge of her nose in exasperation. Tobirama understands the sentiment, glowering at the four idiots, two of which are his. The second attack settles and what was charcoal is now a very tiny pile of fine ash. It’s hard to believe the pile was once at all a human-sized sentient plant creature.
"Are you done?" Tobirama asks. Hashirama smiles wobbly, looking like he’s on the verge of tears.
"J-just as long a-as it doesn’t t-twitch again." Tobirama finds himself exchanging a glance with Izuna, which he never would have though possible a year ago. The Uchiha heir gives the pile of ash a doubtful look.
"I don’t think it can twitch, even if it wanted to," he remarks dryly. Tobirama snorts.
"It’d be a bit impressive, actually," he agrees, apparently much to Hashirama and Naruto’s horror. The door creaks open and Hashirama’s assistant pokes his head in, shaking like a leaf. Everyone turns towards the poor man and Tobirama realizes, rather suddenly, that they never activated the silencing seals.
"I-i-is everything a-alright?" The man squeaks out. Then, without warning and before anyone can respond to the poor assistant, Izuna turns and swipes his legs out from under him and he lands on the floor with a crash. He blinks up at the Uchiha heir before shrugging as best as he could while on the ground.
"Fair enough," he says agreeably. The assistant faints.
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canonsinthehead · 6 months ago
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(Repost) Naruto/Boruto Headcanon: Chocolate Flavored Potato Chips, The Marriage of Karui & Chouji pt.4 - THE SECOND VENUE
(that’s where it gets interested, bear with me)
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At the early hours of the evening everyone left the first venue, taking place late in the afternoon. All the guests move from the terrace to a huge reception hall located in the middle of downtown of Kumo.
The building is GIGANTIC with a very different vibe from the previous venue. It’s basically a high-end night club.
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They have installed round tables so the dinner can be served, it is assigned as follows:
The Uchiha Table: Sasuke, Itachi, Shisui, Obito, Rin, Madara
Chouji’s Friends Table: Lee, Naruto, Kiba, Shino, Sai, Neji (watching closely Hinata)
Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Karin, Suigetsu, Juugo
Hanabi, Konohamaru, Temari, Kankuro, Gaara,
All The best man & Bridesmaids have their own tables
The Sensei Table: Kakashi, Guy, Iruka, Asuma, Kurenai, Tenzo
There are countless other with Kumo ninjas.
In the middle of the room there’s a large dancefloor who can be illuminated (for future use),
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This huge reception hall is where the meal will be served and other things as the night follows its course. As assigned, Kankuro takes place at his table admiring the setup. He is quite impressed and even takes notes. If Gaara hears him one more time point out details so “they can do better for Temari’s wedding’’ his eyeliner is going to melt but he calmly sits down and waits for the event to continue while people take the time to socialize.
Naruto being the star (he thinks he is) can’t close his mouth about how much his stomach can’t wait for the meal. He tries to talk to Sasuke by engaging in small talk like:
“Hey, Sasuke. How are you doing? I wasn’t expecting you to be here. Where is your seat?’’ Suigetsu who happened to be between the two looked at Sasuke expecting an answer:
“You’re not going to say anything right?’’. Only for the three men to stand in a dreadful awkward silence. Well, his raven best friend would rather vaporize than engage in small talk with anyone. In these moments, he wishes Itachi would intervene and entertain Naruto knowing his sweet little brother is moody again.  Sasuke quickly looked around seeking help only to find nothing. Obito was nowhere to be found and Madara was busy passionately conversing with any bridesmaids or foreign women he could put his hand on often his hair being the entry point for conversation. Sasuke blinks twice, now understanding why he insisted on coming smh.
“It’s better talking to you, I guess…” he sighed to Naruto's excitement. Suigetsu left both with a screeching smile on his lips. He also prevented Karin from interrupting them. Juugo helped him trying to distract her knowing running up to the Uchiha would displease and anger him.
As time went on, more people came. It's like the entire village was invited to the second venue. There’s a clear distinction between “regular’’ ninjas and “higher class’’ individuals. This is interesting because this wedding appears more open and inclusive than Hinata’s wedding but it’s still a ceremony in the shinobi world.
“It’s them Sakura, do I look ok?’’ Ino who appeared out of nowhere whispered in her ears. Since the shinobi sister were meeting up before going to their assigned tables. All of them looked at Ino with a confused look not fully grasping what she was trying to say.
Also ‘’ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ORGANIZING STUFF, SHANARONNNN’’ thought Sakura. Without speaking the blonde just pointed towards a table in the ‘’VIP area’’ where were sitting recognizable faces.
“Oh my-‘’ whispered Hinata.
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Tenten rolled her eyes. Like it was nothing Lee, Kiba, Naruto & Shisui were casually talking to the members of Kumo national basketball team. LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! Sakura would probably never admit that she probably liked them as much as Ino, but her blonde friend vanished saying “Watch me light up the stage!’’
Meanwhile, in the VIP area, heated discussions are taking place.
“Hey, look at you, Rock Lee! My man is in shape. Looking good as always!” says basketball player T.
“Really! What’s up with your fountain of youth secret? I bet you could make a team by yourself!” added player G with sounds of approval of his bandmates. They encouraged bushy brows to confidently affirm himself and were eager to hear what he had to say, happy to interact with him.
Rock Lee slightly blushed. He is a little surprised at being acknowledged (before Naruto) to this degree. It even shuts down Kiba and Naruto who weren’t expecting this situation. Trying to hide his true feelings (HIS PRIDE AND EGO GETTING HURT) Kiba waved off whatever Shino wanted to say. Regardless, they all took pictures together and exchanged info, having a good time socializing.
Finally Sakura decided to go and talk to them. She somehow managed to get Hinata to go with her, but are stopped on their way.
“No’’ said Sasuke and Neji firmly holding their arms preventing them from moving any further. Confused, Sakura was trying to make up something to say but was quickly interrupted by the sharp paper fan smacking the back of Neji and Sasuke’s head causing them to release their grip. It was Hanabi, clearly angry.
“You two old rags! Don’t break the fun! They just want a photo and chat a little, YOU KNOW STUFF FANS DO! On top of that they are super friendly! They heard about Sakura and would be glad to see her! AND NEITHER OF YOU STOPPED THE MARRIED NARUTO FROM TALKING TO THEM OR ON ANYTHING IF I’M CONCERNED, SO WHAT ABOUT THAT??!! She barked at them. Not waiting for their reactions she grabbed Sakura and Hinata,
“Come on, let’s go. Leave the party crashers alone!’’ She said before making her way to the basketball players' table with Sakura & Hinata, where Shisui was winning a mini arm-wrestling tournament in the lively atmosphere.
“You know they call me the GOAT’’ laughed Shisui with the basketball players surprised at their loss. Sasuke and Neji went to sit down arms crossed, in silence.
As people sat at their assigned tables, the atmosphere settled as they waited for the latecomers while sipping on non-alcoholic beverages. Most engage in lively conversions, The Uchiha table remained strangely quiet aside from Rin who got offered a bridesmaid’s flower bouquet (for being cute I guess) chatting with Obito. Finally, Itachi made his way into the venue. Right after passing the door, half of the crowd goes berserk.
Especially coming from the athlete VIP area, many clapped in the way friends would do each other. The raven waved at it and made his to his assigned place while countlessly greeting many people along the way.
“MAN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?” Said one of the basketball players hands raised in surprise. He and Itachi started a small conversation as an answer to his question.
Sasuke stared in confusion. He couldn’t shake off his total mental anguish trying to understand why his brother seemed to know everyone in the room and everyone (from Kumo) wanted to chat and take selfies with him Itachi being popular again making Sasuke look like a charcoal bag of rocks (Madara’s words). He crossed his arms and acted unbothered because the setup/people were strange. He can’t wait to be out of here.
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Killer Bee got on the stage and announced the start of the second venue. In a tsunami of applause and cheers, Karui and Chouji were welcomed and went to sit at their assigned table which was prettier than others. Their position in the room gave a premium view of the dancefloor and the pending spectacle as Killer Bee joyfully shouted into the microphone:
“First, we had to welcome the bridesmaids and groomsmen! And as the tradition in Kumo goes, IT’S TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE HONORABLE DANCE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY! Where the bridesmaids and groomsmen fight each other in a merciless dance battle for the honor of the party they represent.” He continued as the crowd warmed up. “You guys know, at every marriage, the newly married get 3 wishes granted by the higher state BUT the winning team wins an ADDITIONAL wish for either the groom or the bride. They have exactly 2:30 minutes to fight for their lives and the public decides who wins.”
This is THE event of the night, so many were dying of impatience for this part of the wedding. As Killer Bee was announcing the coming event, the crowd was already heated while Sasuke just sank deeper in his chair.
“We need to adopt that tradition in Konoha!” screamed Naruto. Kiba laughed beside him getting his camera ready.
“YOU HEARD THAT KAKASHI?! IT’S A TRAINING, I LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Guy burning with passion. Kakashi signed but a small smile drawn itself on his lips through his mask. It hadn’t started yet but Temari was already standing like she was attending the most heated baseball game ever
“HA HA SHIKAMARU NARA BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT! NOT ON CHOUJI’S WEDDING! NOT TODAY! She yelled and Kakuro was literally jumping out of his seat.
“This is the best wedding ever!’’. Along with them, Hanabi and Konohamaru couldn’t hold in place.
Killer Bee continued. As tradition says, ladies first.
“Now get ready to welcome the bridesmaids with the female graduates of ninja school of Kumogakure; Ino Yamanaka, Mabui, Samui along with female kunoichi of Kumo’s special forces.
(Don’t die Neji! Don’t Melt yet Sasuke the mess is just starting…)
Bridesmaid Entering like the video below
Bridemaids performance
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As expected, the crowd goes berserk. Through the screams, Sakura looked at her blonde best friend dancing and almost felt something in her admiring Ino’s confidence. Her green pupils slid to the left and caught Hinata watching the scene in awe, she was enjoying the show but the fiery darts sent by Neji not far behind her caused her to shift back her focus to the dancefloor. It’s not the time for negativity. Meanwhile, Tenten asked a waiter for any alcoholic beverage they could give now but only received a glass of water.
KARUI WAS HYPE LIKE NEVER. She didn’t expect the bridesmaid team would come together like that to put on such a show. While everyone knows it is a wedding tradition in Kumo, the result is always a mystery to anticipate.
“Oh Yeah! What a Performance!” screamed Killer Bee. “Oh no, we are not over yet! Get ready to welcome the groomsmen team made of Darui, Omoi, C, Atsui, and Shikamaru Nara along with the main unit of Kumo’s special forces!”
Temari was clapping like a seahorse on crack and a dolphin high on adrenaline. Kakuro camera in hand moved earth and sky to get the best spot to capture his soon-to-be new Instagram post even if the space was wide enough for anyone to see. Gaara looked at his older siblings acting a fool.
“So, people really like to see their friend dance…’’ he thought. Asuma pulled a sake bottle from his jacket as the groomsmen entered the venue:
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OFF COURSE THE BRIDESMAIDS WON but Naruto and Kiba now have blackmail material against Shikamaru good enough for a decade.
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rz-jocelyn · 4 months ago
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[NEWS] Sato Ryuji has been Cast in "Hiragana Actors☆League ~The Story of Three Kings~"
Sato Ryuji, along with Tamaki Yuki, has been cast in "Hiragana Actors☆League ~The Story of Three Kings~" as one of the butlers to King Terayama Takeshi.
Online live and archive streams have also been announced for all the performances.
INFORMATION FOR SATO RYUJI'S APPEARANCE
Date: November 02, 2024
Times: 12.00 (Japan time) / 15.30 (Japan time) / 19.00 (Japan time)
Venue: Hall 3, Yokohama Red Brick Warehouse 1
MAIN CAST
Terayama Takeshi
Sato Ryuji
Tamaki Yuki
NOTE:
[1] Terayama Takeshi reached out directly to Sato Ryuji to ask if he could participate in this project. Below is a short translation of their exchange about this.
SATO RYUJI @ryuji7117
Actors☆League ~The Story of Three Kings~ I received a phone call directly from Tera-kun. It makes me feel happy to be needed.
TERAYAMA TAKESHI @tera_revival
Even though you're busy, thank you 😭 You're indispensable!
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[2] Ryuji and Terayan have co-starred with each other in the "Rock Opera 'R&J'" and "'Jujutsu Kaisen' The Stage".
To watch the "Rock Opera 'R&J'", please refer to this link: HERE
There will be a free online stream of "Jujutsu Kaisen The Stage -Kyoto Sister-School Goodwill Event & The Origin of Obedience-" on October 12, 2024.
To watch the stream, please refer to this link: HERE
[3] Ryuji and Tamaki Yuki have worked with each other since "Present◆5" in 2013. Since then, they've worked with each other in productions like the "Live Spectacle NARUTO" and most recently, the "Jakkotai" Stage.
The "Jakkotai" Stage is currently available to stream internationally for a limited period of time. To watch the stage, please refer to this link: HERE
Tama-chan also recently invited Ryuji to be a guest on his online streaming programme "Tamaki Yuki's Gekka Bijin". To watch Ryuji's guest appearance in the programme, please refer to this link: HERE
STORY
Once upon a time, there were 3 kingdoms.
The Presher Kingdom, ruled by King Tera The Eminashi Kingdom, ruled by King Shunly The Hazukarashi Kingdom, ruled by King Karahashi
The kingdoms used to be on very bad terms and were constantly fighting, but two generations ago, their kings formed an alliance and they lived in peace.
Recently, however, the three kingdoms were hit with a major problem. Their lands have been transforming into deserts, an effect brought about by global warming. The greenery in the 3 kingdoms start to gradually disappear. At that time, it was decided that, once every 20 years, a "gift exchange" would be held between the 3 kingdoms where they would give each other gifts.
This is a fluffy story about the 3 kings as they work together with their citizens to give gifts to each other.
LIVE AND ARCHIVE STREAM INFORMATION
To purchase the live streams for the performances, please refer to the links below.
12.00 (Japan time): HERE
15.30 (Japan time): HERE
19.00 (Japan time): HERE
Archive streams for the performances are all available after the performances end until 23.59 (Japan time) on November 09, 2024.
NOTE: "Theater Complex TOWN", which is the site that is streaming "Hiragana Actors☆League ~The Story of Three Kings~", is also the site that hosts the "Rock Opera 'R&J'".
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beneaththetangles · 3 months ago
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How do you react when someone expresses some incredible gift or talent? Does it motivate you to grow your own skills? And does it matter if that motivation is out of pure intent or something less savory? On episode ten of The Power of God and Anime podcast, Mike looks to Naruto and his impact on those around him, including Sasuke, and then to scripture as well as he dives into the topic of motivation and how we react to others’ gifts. Plus, Mike gives his anime origin story, regales us with his experience watching My Hero Academia: You’re Next and visiting Nickel City Comic Con, tells us about volume one of Reborn as a Space Mercenary: I Woke Up Piloting the Strongest Starship!, and much more on this episode of The Power of God and Anime podcast!
Anime Trivia!
In Sailor Moon, what was the DIC dub name of Sailor Venus’ civilian identity?
Podcast Notes
In today’s Songs That Tell the Story, Mike sings the classic, “Thank You” by Ray Boltz.
Bible verses we mentioned or that inspired discussion in this episode include Acts 8:20-23, Philippians 1:15-17, James 4:3, 1 Samuel 25:32-33, and 2 Timothy 3:16.
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Featuring copyright-free music (license code 9OFBY6IDSRWODYKF) from Uppbeat (“Funk Tank by Soudnroll), and edited by Dennis.
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sazzafraz · 5 months ago
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The Great Project
It's Astrology Natal Chart Time
the inside of my brain is a bowl slippery noodles that catch on each other, but the end result is usually nart and, lately, astrology. this was a very original interest for me to (re)take up in 2024, i'm sure. but brats playing and i'm sick*** as hell so here are my correct opinions. if you have some background knowledge and are reading this, i use primarily ancient astrology (in this case that means i'm only talking about the traditonal planets) but characters are objects, not people, and i would argue that the more psychological affectation of modern astrology is of better use. this is also a No Math reading. the slow moving planets will go where i say for these fake people.
Nart Fart
Taurus Asc
Libra Sun
Sagittarius Moon
Libra Mercury
Libra Venus
Aries Mars
BYO Jupiter
Aquarius Saturn
Forgot he was a libra which is something libra men can do to you. in this specific way talk-no-jutsu is a superpower all librans have. the sun is not actually the most complex placement and i REALLY don't think that he's solar ruled so i don't have much to say. he's a libra! take him to the mall!
his moon tho!! i love to cheat and give charismatic but unstable men libra moons. this is because of all the war crimes libra moon men* commit. but i actually think he's a sagittarius moon so congratulate naruto for getting one of the only placements that could suggest a Massive Wang. sag isn't a comfortable moon, it's lucky and gregarious but equally capable of pure delusion because you DO get lucky. it's also the moon i'd pick for someone who was deliberately socially abrasive, if not outright rude. but he needs a social moon; one that looks outward to sooth his emotional self. and since i said No to a libra moon and i have several reasons to not put cancer it's this or aries. i do think aries works! but why i would minorly put sag above it, is that the entirely fight for nart is philosophic: how does he live in konoha. how does he overcome kurama. how does he convince sasuke. and combined with the positive aspects of t-n-j i think this is a great expression of a venus-jupiter combo. this can be answered with martian power, but it's a better story if it isn't!
(watch nart have been born canonically on a full moon so it's aries by defaut)
mars is also fairly important and i do actually give this one to aries. no arguments he just acts like a dude with an aries mars. i think his venus and jupiter, despite being so important, are also up for grabs. i'd hear libra for both. i'd hear leo for venus. i'd hear leo for mercury, which isn't possible! straight up: i do not like any of the mercury choices i don't think any suit how he thinks and acts. i don't even think he has a libran mercury, but its the least No one i can think of. can't always win.
i am dead certain he has a helpful saturn, which sounds insane when you think about all the restrictions he was born under but that shit sorts itself out before he's even twenty. as a bitch with a shitty saturn i could never!!!!! reorders and restructures his whole society.........aquarius coded tbh.
i think he's moon ruled, and i'm less fussed about the ascendant but i'd pick taurus over cancer**. congratulations to naruto for getting one of the other Humongous Cock indicators.
Sasgay
Aries Asc
Leo Sun
Cancer Moon
Virgo Mercury
Cancer Venus
Cancer Mars
Cancer Jupiter
BYO Saturn
it's britney bitch! it's a man with a really lucky chart. this is why he didn't IMMEDIATELY die when itachi started pulling shit. he knew he was an aries rising with a leo sun and a cancer moon and heck why not a cancer jupiter too. super funny to do that given, ya know. the massacre. but how are you going to fuck it up saz? how are you going to make this awful. SO glad you asked. cancer mars. evil, evil placement. this is a joke of course: astrology has no dictation on morality. that's on you. this is also not a joke, in that of there's one placement i would actually never date and it IS a cancer mars. their feelings are never, ever a joke and they will stalk you to the ends of the earth to ensure you know that. your feelings, however? they are always up for debate. if you have ever wanted to live rent free in someones mind but somehow still pay for it, here you go. fuck a cancer mars tbh.
know what lets really fuck it up and give him both a cancer venus and chiron. cancer fourth house stellium. huge mamas boy if she hadn't been muuuurdered. also could work with the way he just, fucks off in boruto. lets never met again, sarada! i believe in apple by charli xcx! these generational wounds STAY unhealed!
you know what would be so funny and make zero sense. if sasuke had a cap saturn. he SHOULD hae an aquarius one if thats what i chose for nart but this is funnier. functional saturn! no weapon made against you shall prosper (past the age of 27)! too bad ur ideological opponent is You Free From The Shackles of Society And With a Railgun.
Why Isn't Sasuke a Scorpio Sazz? Aren't All Antihero's Scorpios Sazz? He Wears A Lot of Navy Sazz? Fool. Itachi is the scorpio. Itachi is the most gem sun, scorp moon bitch i've ever seen. he is AN ACTOR. he is A TRAITOR TO HIS COUNTRY LEAKING STATE SECRETS. he is GASLIGHTING YOU. besides sasuke has all that martian energy anyway. he'll just break up with you in person instead of faking his death and framing you for it.
(actually having written this........sasuke is the only one who would just break up with you)
Sakura
Aries Rising
Cancer Sun
Libra Moon
Gemini Mercury
Leo Venus
Leo Mars
Leo Jupiter
Cancer Saturn
talk about a bitch with an unevolved libra moon. sakura, your twelve and he's gay. jokes aside. libra moon libra moon libra moon. my entire life is filled with libra moons and she is one. i have never once understood the libran emotional process but i HAVE learnt that the fastest way to help is to take them somewhere beautiful, and tell them how lovely they are. aries rising because of literally her entire personality before the wave arc. luckily!! aries are meant to grow.
her gem is actually so important given her journey which is why its a gem/leo toss up but i give it to gem because she's just flatly smart. she understand process. she can read a context clue. she is On it. leo mercury has the diligence and competence of all leos but as a certified mercurian its a different kind of intelligence.
so sakura should have at least dated rock lee because as a bitch with a leo venus and mars hes the only one who would take her on a date she'd like. you can make a cancer/cancer argument for her sasuke phase, but i genuinely think she has a lot of pride and self worth. way more a leo thing. i actually have no opinion on her jupiter. this choice is Full Vibes.
okay so all of team 7 should have lucky saturns and i'm so sorry baby to do this to you. i do not see this for her. i think she may have a sun-saturn conjunction. think of it as having your light dimmed by misfortune, misunderstanding or misuse. i don't really feel like doing synastry charts for these three -i would literally have to do the math personally, but considering what I have said sasusaku could work really well here for pushing growth on both of them. they'd also definitely get divorced.
Kakashi
Gemini Asc
Virgo Sun
Virgo Moon
Virgo Mercury
Virgo Venus
Pisces Jupiter
BYO Saturn
OF COURSE KAKASHI IS A VIRGO. you know what? he's a virgo stellium!!!!!! my astrology analysis was just going to be More Squares, but this is worse for him. I can give him an exalted mercury and objectively the worst venus placement. i'm god and kakashi is my plaything.
to be more serious i actually want to make him mercury ruled and i want it from gemini, so gemini ascendant! all that virgo in the fourth house baby!!!! do not ever ask him about his childhood. super interesting bounce off of sasukes natal chart here, too. does he remind you???? of someone???? gem ascendant is what gives him his charm, here. he's very clearly a weirdo but CAN socialize. he's got lady gaga charisma. u remember the meat dress but gosh darn it.......the gal can sing!
this is a No Math chart creation still so i'm ignoring the impossibility and assigning him a positive jupiter. because i don't actually want him dead. a very positively placed benefic can take an otherwise Doomer chart to 'well, the horrors SHOULD have killed you but were faster, i guess'. i did also think about giving him a benefic ruler, like Sagittarius ascendant which would pop all that virgo in the 10th house which thematically Still Works but i do think his sun and moon should be 'below' the horizon.
i actually think his saturn is so important but idk. i'm pretty tempted to make it pisces for the delicious tension between the IC and the MC.
*this isn't actually a joke: putin, kissinger, j.d vance, stalin and george w bush have their moon in libra.
** 'isn't cancer the only true-' i am fucking around. i am counting the exaltation. *** i am no longer sick, merely correct
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